- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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