How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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