What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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