- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

i like turtles

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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