- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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