- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

I enjoy Popcorn

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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