- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock. Not home.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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