- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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