- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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