- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

you see theres this guy.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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