Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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