What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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poopy is poopy

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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