- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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