Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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