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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

LO AND BEHOLD!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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