Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How about that airline food?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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