knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A man goes to the potty.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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