why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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one of the idiot

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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