If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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