- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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