- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

like if your cool

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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