A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Bob Saget that is all

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

-knock knock! -doors open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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