How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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