Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

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