How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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