- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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