Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

LeBron in the fourth quarter

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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