- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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