How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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