- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Then none of us want to be right.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Chris is hairy

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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