- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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