A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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i saw amango it splootered

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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