Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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baloney sandwich

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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