Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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baloney sandwich

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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