Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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