Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's 9+10? 19

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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