Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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