- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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