- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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