- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Jordan is pregant

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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