What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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