What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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ewrg

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock go away!!!

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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