- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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