- Anti Joke

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I C U P White stuff

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys