- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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