a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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