whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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