- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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