Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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