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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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